Dear Bear Bear,
Hello there! It’s me, you know, the guy who’s always breaking you and then stitching you back together in a hurry!
Today I’m sitting in my creaky green car, and I’ve got something serious to tell you—well, not too serious, but anyway… listen up, mate, I love you! You’re my best little bear, my top-notch dishcloth, and the coolest “golf ball Tee” ever!
Every time I mess things up, you’re right there with me! So this time, I’ve gone big for you— I made $Teddy! Yep, that “beep beep beep” computer money, the kind they say is the future of cash. I thought, “Our friendship’s so solid, the whole world’s gotta know!”
Truth is, I almost thought about selling you off, but nah, forget it—you’re my one and only Teddy, and nobody’s snatching you away!
You’ve stuck with me for years, from the lumpy bed in Room 426 to the “shrink-o-tron” hell of the washing machine, and you never ran off—even that time I sewed you wrong and stuck your head on your leg by mistake. Oops, my bad!
Anyway… Teddy, you’re my best mate… and my best investment ever!
Forever loving you (but never washing you, ‘cause I’m scared you’ll shrink again),
Mr. Bean
SUPPLY:
1,000,000,000
TAX:
0/0
P.S. Oh, Teddy, are you asleep??
snap snap Wake up, we’re heading to the exchange!
Risk Warning:
Teddy Coin isn’t some fancy-pants financial product—oh no, it’s a memecoin starring a little bear who’s been bashed, slashed, and trashed by Mr. Bean! This is the same Teddy who’s survived decapitation, dishcloth duty, and a spin in the washing machine from hell. Invest at your own risk.